World Cup In The Eyes Of A Malaysian Woman
Dear Guys, there are good reasons why we are (not so) discreetly rolling our eyes at you during this World Cup season. XOXO, Girls.
By TuneTalk — 30 Jun 2014, 04:22 PM — Updated over 10 years ago
1. Why do guys have to watch football in a mamak? Why can't they just watch it at home?
Why do guys have to watch football in a mamak? Why can't they just watch it at home?
Image via blogspot.com2. It's impossible for them to stay awake to watch The Notebook, but a 4am Germany vs Algeria game is no problem?
It's impossible for them to stay awake to watch The Notebook, but a 4am Germany vs Algeria game they can manage?
Image via gfycat.com3. When a man sees 'BIH vs IRA', he knows Bosnia-Herzegovina is playing against Iran; but when I see 'BIH', I think bihun, yum.
When a man sees 'BIH vs IRA', he knows Bosnia-Herzegovina is playing against Iran; but when a woman sees 'BIH', she thinks bihun, yum.
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5. Everyone is getting into the World Cup mood with "Ole Ola, Brazil".... That reminds me, it's time for my Brazilian wax.
Everyone is getting into the World Cup mood with "Ole Ola, Brazil", but that will only remind her that it's time for a Brazillian wax.
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7. Guys know the schedule of every game during the World Cup, we know every World Cup promotion, sale and offer in town.
Guys know the schedule of every game during the World Cup, girls know every World Cup promotion, sales and offer in town.
Image via tumblr.com8. Football jerseys are only flattering if you actually play the sport, and look like Cristiano Ronaldo.
9. I honestly believe Luis Suarez is Edward Cullen's not-so-handsome older brother
She secretly believes Luis Suarez is Edward Cullen's not-so-handsome older brother
Image via twimg.com10. It's ridiculous how men get more emotional about 11 dudes kicking a ball around a field for 90 minutes than they do about a long-term relationship
How is it possible that my boy is showing more love and dedication to his team than to me?
Image via gfycat.com11. We have smartphones, smart watches, smart glasses, but the referee is still not smart enough to differentiate a real fall from a fake that even I can spot!?
We have smartphones, smart watches, smart glasses, but the referee is still not smart enough to differentiate a real fall from a fake that even I can spot!?
Image via tumblr.com12. Football players are being paid RM70 million and their KPI is to score goals. So why don't they get a pay cut when they play as bad as Spain?
Football players are being paid RM70 million and their KPI is to score goals. So why don't they get a pay cut when they play as bad as Spain?
Image via minus.com13. Chile lost? Sure-lah, fries taste better with ketchup.
When someone says Chile lost, she agrees, because fries taste better with ketchup
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