What Most Malaysian Men Think About Shampoo

They think shampoo is just a fancy way of saying soap for their head

Hotel shampoo is perfectly fine for their hair

FORGET conditioning

They can use the same shampoo for 100 years

80% of the time, they depend on their mother/sister/girlfriend to buy them their new supply

Then they end up smelling rather womanly:

When left on their own, they use anything they can get their hands on in the bathroom

When they're completely out of supply at home, they finally make it to the shelves. That's huge. Game on.

Jojoba oil? Green tea? How do you even pronounce ylang-ylang?

Extra shine? Volumising? Supreme keratine? Stop. This. Madness.

SHAMPOOS ARE ALL THE SAME

When there are less words on the bottle, and if it says 2-in-1 go for it

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