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20 Lies Our Parents Used To Tell Us When We Were Innocent Little Kids
Hands up if you were "picked up from the longkang". :p
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2. "If you don't stop crying / misbehaving, I'll call the police to come and catch you."
3. "If you don't stop crying / misbehaving, I'm going to abandon you on the side of the road."
8. "Don't touch anything. If you break something and they put you in jail, then I cannot help you already."
9. "We cannot go to Sunway Lagoon / eat at McDonald's because they are closed today."
But it's 12pm on a Saturday...
10. "Eat more [insert "healthy" food here], it will [insert beneficial adjective here]!"
Common examples include:
- Eat more fish, it makes you smarter!
- Eat more bitter gourd, it prevents cancer!
- Eat more tomatoes, they make your face smoother!
- Drink more of this disgusting herbal soup, it will boost your immune system!
11. "Don't leave any rice on your plate. If not, you / your future boyfriend or girlfriend / your future husband or wife will have a lot of pimples."
"Don't swallow your chewing gum, it will get stuck in your intestines and stay there forever."
17. "Don't laugh too much before you sleep, you'll get nightmares."
18. "Don't sit on your pillow, later bisul (boils) grow on your backside."
19. "Stop pouting / making ugly faces, later get stuck like that then only you know."
